It's so uncomfortable I walked down to the drugstore and bought laxatives. And I'm planning on leaving work early, because how badly do I NOT WANT to have to poo on the bus home?
Silly me. I let this go on too long, and I am paying the price. I just hate dealing with it.
On a weight loss front, I will say that it is interesting being of a normal-ish weight (I am feeling fat and bloated right now) and having these problems. Even Sabrina in my office this morning commented on my gut. :) When I was obese, swelling and bloating were just par for the course. I wore stretchy pants so I didn't notice too much in terms of changes. Today I was gasping at how tight the jeans are over my belly.
Anyway. Don't you worry, I'll go poop. Let's talk about boys. Then we can talk about working out.
Date #2 from yesterday's post, the single dad with three young'uns, has been downgraded to questionable status. I haven't heard from him since his text Sunday morning about "nice to meet you, can I see you again." Will I? Won't I? Not sure! We're going to put him on the sidelines, anyhow, even though I did really like him
and his body.
|Man up and get in the game.|
Date #3 has elevated in status. He's the tennis player software development engineer. Very, very nice. Texted me yesterday morning, called me last night as promised. We had a very fun time talking to each other. He texted me this morning to have a nice day. He's a good guy, and I am looking forward to seeing him again. Minor concerns have arisen about his employment status - a lot of these positions are contract positions and I gather he is not working on any of them right now. Admittedly, I do not understand the industry. He made a references to tight finances perhaps changing our plans for Saturday...this piqued my interest as you know what a security nut I am. Greg's online profile was absolutely atrocious, but the job listed said "county lineworker" which to me reads s-e-c-u-r-i-t-y. One of my most favorite things. :) But as far as Date #3 personally, he is just a cool guy. Me likey. We'll elevate him, but there's a little clouds in the sky to watch.
|This man knows how to work it.|
Date #4 (ooo, a new one!) has emerged as a dark horse! He emailed me through the site a couple times. I sure like his profile. Says lots of nice things about positive attitude and treating people right and enjoying life. A very nice guy. He emailed and asked if we could get coffee this week. We have been texting today, and I must say he has shot to the top of the list in terms of catching my interest. He is smart and funny - two of my favorite things. I hope to meet him soon. Plus, he works at my favorite college...good job and great mascot!
Date #5 can't really be considered a contender at this point. But he emailed me this morning, and he is cute, cute, cute and says wonderful things like "I just finished my masters degree." I emailed him back a brief note of thanks for his very kind email, which I will share with you here. How fun is it to receive this first thing in the morning?
Wow... You are very pretty and your smile is out of this world. :) my name is Eric. I liked your profile and very much wanted to say hi. I would love to chat with you some, so if you are interested please feel free to message me. :)
|Nicely done, sir. Flattery will get you everywhere.|
Finally, I was going to talk to you about working out, but I am feeling a little sorry for my bloated body right now and exercise is just not on my mind. We'll come back to that later!